> The White House electrician and kennel manager, Traphes Bryant, trained Pushinka with peanuts to climb up a ladder to Caroline Kennedy's playhouse and slide down the other side.

"White House electrician and kennel manager" is a hell of a job title.

Lowest effort HN post I have seen in years

People are just piping Special:Random into their browser and submitting to hacker news to get free karma.

And yet, it brightened my day

Hey, if you wanna go on a site called Hacker News, suggesting technical articles and continue to read a one worded post linking to Wikipedia about politicians gifting each other pets, you sure are getting what you came here for.

Well, there was the line about Pushinka being checked for an implanted listening device, so I suppose that counts as hacking news. :)